Your Jeans Are Too Tight Lyrics

Your Jeans Are Too Tight lyrics

This song is for the ladies, or as i like to call you... Women.

[verse 1]

I first saw you baby

In a Pair of pale blue slacks 

(slacks)

Feigning Dis-interest 

at the stares they'd attract 

(tract)

They were cut low in the front

lower in the back

I could see clear to Hobart

Its a good thing you waxed

[chorus]

Your jeans are too tight 

Your jeans are too tight 

Im seeing the moon

And its not yet the night

Your jeans are too small

Your jeans are too small

If you were a Fella

Id see clear to your balls

Your jeans are too tight 

Oh lady....

Your jeans are too tight 

[chorus 2]

I must admit 

That id never seen denim so strained

Your the kinda girl baby 

That puts plumbers to shame

Now dont take offence

But your back rack is stacked

If i was a dealer

I couldnt move that much crack

[verse 3]

in your jeans you look great 

in your jeans you look great 

like a denim-clad camel toed

glued on your leg

your jeans must constrict

your jeans must constrict

whats that by your cuff?

dear god, its your lip!

[verse 4]

Your ankles look pale!

Has the blood been cut off?

Let me spend just a penny

In that stone wash coin slot

Look at that butt grin

Too cheeky to pass

That thong that your wearings

Just flossing your ass

[verse 5]

The elastic is stretched

With wreckless abandon

Like a tightrope of cotton

Across the grand canyon

Babe ill just ask ya

Now no misbehaving

Were you ever a roadie?

Did you work for Van Halen?

Im Raving,

Your Shaven

It couldnt be better

And thanks for reminding me 

I must post that letter

(Letter) letter (letter)

Lett-errrrrr 

[(spoken)And its quite a bulky post item too... Its quite large!]

[verse 6]

Your Jeans stick like glue

They look good on you

They make me feel like shopping

At BIG W

Its your jeans that i like

Its you jeans that i like

Can you touch your toes baby

So i can park my bike?

Your jeans are too tight

Your jeans are too tight

And i dont mind at allllll.....

(It's not like you're my woman!)