Paris Hilton In Jail Lyrics

Paris Hilton In Jail lyrics

I don't mind being confined

to LA state prison 

cos i would drive
with DU eyes

i cause some collisions

they tell me now that my
appeal has been denied

and that the sentence is now bonified

how
bout a chill that wont insult my severe pride

like somewhere on upper
west side

with a waterslide oh no

even though they say im shady

i am really so refined

i need a cleaning lady

i cant do time

robert blake and o j simpson

they both get off scott free

i drive
without a liscence

they throw the book right at me

it sucks to the
highest degree

haaa haaa

i went ape on a sex tape

the guys
all went gar gar 

now i must make my jail escape

i miss my
chiuaua

my friend nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way

she'll probably get parol then float away

because she ways zero

even though ive got the glamour

even though my clothes are fab

they throw me in the slammer

britney gets rehab???

they put me in
big house 

sounds like a movie pitch

heiress goes up the river 

ends up as somebody's bitch

they cant do this to me im rich

aaah
aaah

and now i am digging a ditch

aaah aaah

my roommates a
woman named mitch