Dick Of Death Lyrics

Dick Of Death lyrics

When I met him he was nice enough

For a shot man trying to act real tough
in a bar

That kind of attitude won’t get you very far

His shirt
was open and I saw his chest

A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess

You know how that turns me on

Then he took my hand

And ran it
over the outline in his pants

He had the dick of death

And so I
closed my eyes

And tried to fantasize about this dick of death

We
grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we

Dropped our clothes so
fast you’d think we were racing

I couldn’t wait to see it for
myself

There it was, staring ut at me

Long and perfect, boy, was I
ever lucky

He kissed me and we fell down on the bed

Then he took my
hand

And let me guide him into my promised land

He had the dick of
death

I looked into his eyes

And let him sodomize me with his dick
of death

I’d never seen one

Quite this big before

When
he’s soft he’s nearly

Hung down to the floor

I don’t know if
I love him

But I love is dick of death