There`s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Haven`t Thought Of It Yet Lyrics

There`s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Haven`t Thought Of It Yet lyrics

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.

And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. 

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... (x2)



When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes,
woah-oh

Everything goes according to plan. 



I am the new cancer,

never looked better, you can't stand it.

because you say so under your breath.

your reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"

havent you heard that I'm the new cancer,

never looked better and you can't stand it.



Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain and

I think you just can't keep up(give up!) with these fashionistas and. 

Tonight tonight, you are you are a whispering campaign.

I bet to them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like
sh.... 

Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.

And keep telling yourself that,"I'm a diva"

Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,

they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.



I'm the new cancer,

never looked better, you can't stand it.

because you say so under your breath.

your reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"

havent you heard that I'm the new cancer,

never looked better and you can't stand it.



haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

i've never looked better and you can't stand it... x2



And I know and I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing
you up. 

I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I
spike the punch. x3