The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage Lyrics

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage lyrics

Sit tight

I'm going to need you to keep time

Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me

Good good now we're making some progress

come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat. 



And I believe 

That this may call for a proper introduction, and well

Don't you see? 

I'm the narrator, and this just the prologue



Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young 

Desperate for attention

And I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys, trophy wives



Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young 

Desperate for attention

And I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys, trophy wives



Applause! Applause! No, wait wait...

Dear studio audience,

I've an announcement to make. 

It seems the artists these days are not who you think.

So we'll pick back up on that on another page



And I believe 

This may call for a proper introduction, and well

Don't you see? 

I'm the narrator, and this just the prologue



Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young 

Desperate for attention

And I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys, trophy wives



Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young 

Desperate for attention

And I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys, trophy wives



Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up (Swear we'll shake it up)



Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young 

Desperate for attention

And I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys trophy wives



Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young 

Desperate for attention

And I aim to be your eyes



Daa da da dadada dadadadada!