I Write Sins Not Tragedies Lyrics

I Write Sins Not Tragedies lyrics

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,

and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of
words:

"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a
bridesmaid to a waiter.

"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a
whore." 



I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn
door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and
rationality.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn
door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...



Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is
saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!

Oh! Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage
is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the
champagne!



I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn
door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and
rationality.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn
door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and
rationality.



Again.



I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn
door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and
rationality.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn
door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and
rationality.



Again.