Pain Chuck Al Hashib Lyrics

Chuck Al Hashib Lyrics

Bob Al Hashib was a man of the Nile.
A fez on his head and a whole lot of
style.
Shady Rashan liked to kill and to rob
And one day without being
provoked 
He killed Bob (And that ain’t right.)

Well right in
the street Bob lay at Shady’s feet
And everyone stared, no one dared
to compete.
Nobody there dared to compete.

Nobody cared when Bob
died
Nobody cared to try and save him
Hey look away pretend like Bob was
never there
Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Bob
had a bro who loved him dearly
Chuck is on his way. 

Chuck Al Hashib
was a man of the sands
A fez on his head and a gun in his hands.
He had
thirty knives in a black bandolier,
A bomb in his sock, and a bug in his
ear.

Bad news travels fast, so did Chuck, so they say.
For what Shady
did Chuck would make Shady pay.
Chuck Al Hashib was on his way.

Nobody
cared when Bob died
Nobody cared to try and save him
Hey look away pretend
like Bob was never there
Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him
dearly
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Chuck is on his
way.

Shady was afraid: he paid assassins to save his ass
And they
sharpened up their swords,
Hawked loogs and roared until Chuck
arrived.
Slowly across the dunes he came on a camel hard as enamel.
He
didn’t wait for an invitation,
He whipped out his gun and used it
well.
Well, Chuck spent his slugs on the thugs and killed them dead.
He
then took his sword and he lopped (ha ha ha) off their heads.
Shady Rashan
hurled himself at Chuck’s feet
Begging for Chuck to please let him go
free.
But Chuck lit his bomb and he blew Shady up
Because Bob was
Chuck’s brother, you see.

Nobody cared when Bob died
Nobody
cared to try and save him
Hey look away pretend like Bob was never
there
Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Bob had a
bro who loved him dearly
Chuck is on his way.
Chuck is on his way, hey.