Pain Antidote Lyrics

Antidote Lyrics

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny’s got a guinea worm
in her shoe
Dave’s got leeches, 
Mike’s got
flu,
Everybody’s got a parasite, 
I’ve got
you.

First date:  we thought it was great
We drank and we ate.
We
stayed up real late.
Next week we hit our peak
Making the bedsprings
creak.
And now, one month later.

Tony’s got a botfly in his
forehead
Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave’s got
leeches, 
Mike’s got flu,
Everybody’s got a parasite,

I’ve got you.

I guess that’s what I get
For being a
jerk instead of cooling my jets
You were a wolf in a sheepskin
Playing for
keeps and I lost
And now, twenty years later

Tony’s got a
botfly in his forehead
Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her
shoe
Dave’s got leeches, 
Mike’s got
flu,
Everybody’s got a parasite, 
I’ve got
you.
I’ve got you!
I’ve got you!
Somebody tell me what
to do
Should I try a bit of vinegar?
Has someone got an
antidote?
Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,
Rum and coke if nothing
else will do
Everybody’s got a parasite,
I’ve got
you.

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny’s got a
guinea worm in her shoe
Dave’s got leeches, 
Mike’s got
flu,
Everybody’s got a parasite, 
I’ve got you.