Ellen Lyrics

Ellen lyrics

Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. 



I saw you by that pool. 



I thought you thought I was cool. 



I felt a longing in my tool. 



So dye your hair 



Or change your name 



Have your left arm surgically removed 



No matter what you do 



I'll be in love with you. 



Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. 



You like corn, you like twelve, 



You keep a pomade on your shelf 



You've got a walnut like myself. 



You've got grooves 



And you've got shoes 



And even though you lose your marbles 



And you panic in a crisis I'm in love with you. 



Pose was once your man but you scared him away. 



Now your man is Dan (that's me!) 



And I am here to stay. 



Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. 



Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. 



If you were blind in one eye, quadriplegic 



Or if you lost all your teeth 



So that I had to chew your food for you, 



No matter what you do, 



I'll be in love with you!