Antidote Lyrics

Antidote lyrics

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead 



Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe 



Dave's got leeches, 



Mike's got flu, 



Everybody's got a parasite, 



I've got you. 



First date: we thought it was great 



We drank and we ate. 



We stayed up real late. 



Next week we hit our peak 



Making the bedsprings creak. 



And now, one month later. 



Tony's got a botfly in his forehead 



Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe 



Dave's got leeches, 



Mike's got flu, 



Everybody's got a parasite, 



I've got you. 



I guess that's what I get 



For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets 



You were a wolf in a sheepskin 



Playing for keeps and I lost 



And now, twenty years later 



Tony's got a botfly in his forehead 



Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe 



Dave's got leeches, 



Mike's got flu, 



Everybody's got a parasite, 



I've got you. 



I've got you! 



I've got you! 



Somebody tell me what to do 



Should I try a bit of vinegar? 



Has someone got an antidote? 



Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide, 



Rum and coke if nothing else will do 



Everybody's got a parasite, 



I've got you. 



Tony's got a botfly in his forehead 



Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe 



Dave's got leeches, 



Mike's got flu, 



Everybody's got a parasite, 



I've got you.