How The West Was Fun Lyrics

How The West Was Fun lyrics

That winter was a bad one,
for thirty days it snowed,
the minute school
was over,
we packed the care and hit the road.

It teetered there, the
worse for wear.
A dude ranch in decay, the bunk house leaked,
the stable
reeked, I loved it right away.

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How the west was fun, like a
leap from a haystack.
How the west was fun, like a rodeo, like a
flapjack!
I knew my heart had found it,
I knew my search was done.
Oh,
oh, oh how the west was fun!
I took a ride on Suicide, that was my trusty
steed.
Knocked down three tents, and electric fence.
And started a
stampede.

Then the hail storm and the locust swarm
that blotted out
the sun.
The quicksand pool was also cool!
And this was just day
one!

Chorus

Saddle up! Westward ho!
Let the station wagon
roll!
I'm one lucky daughter of a gun!
Oh, oh, oh, how the west was
fun!
The lumpy bumps, the bats and skunks,
the slimy things that
lurk.
The sing alongs, those hokey songs,
For me, the whole thing
worked.

Chorus

Oh, oh, oh, how the west was fun!
Westward ho!
(to fade)