Food Court Lyrics

Food Court lyrics

Dear fair maidens of the Mall of America
It is time to enter the fabulous
food court

Here you will find the finest fast dining of the
world
Chinese and Japanese, Middle Eastern too
Mexican and Indian,
Italian just for you
And for those who are not as adventurous
American
will do

But look at all the candy!
They got taffy stores where we can
pull the taffy for ourselves
They got fudge shops where we create our
favorite kind of fudge
They got the biggest store the world has seen for
every flavor jelly bean
Don't forget, you can't forget the wide array of ice
cream!

Listen my friends, no offense to my sister
If you eat all that
candy, you'll never be sicker
The thing to do you must realize
Is eat a
good meal, that's what I advise.

I object!
Overruled!
Can't we
compromise?

Here we can eat any meal we choose from all over the
world
Stir fry, or sushi, falafel just for you
Enchiladas, curry chicken,
fries and burgers too
And for those who are still hungry afterwards
Candy
for dessert

All right Judge of the food court, I accept your
ruling
But how will we decide what kind of food to eat?
There are so many
choices, let's see what sounds good

A pizza pie sounds way too dull for
what we have in mind
And though a burger's fun with lots of fries
We can
get them anytime
So let us eat exotically, try some food with curry
You
get the shwarma, and sushi
And I'll get the chicken tandoori

I bought
some fries for good measure.
Got enough room for dessert?
Yeah!