Dirty Dancin Lyrics

Dirty Dancin lyrics

originally appeared on the Jerky Boys soundtrack, bonus cut on CD 

 * - was originally listed as a Wu-Tang Clan song 

  

 (Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw) 

 (this is going on in the background during the Intro and part 

  of the first verse) 

  

 You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth 

 *coughing* Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit 

 Know damn well! 

 I remember when we used to go down to the creek 

 Member when we used to go down to the creek? 

 And used to dip your head in the water? 

 Everybody thought you had it in you, you know 

 You used to jump out the water 

 the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy 

 What?  I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy 

  

 Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard 

  

 Clean out my vocals 

 Yeah, I said YEAH 

 I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh 

 *more nonsense noises* 

 chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo 

 C'mon baby baby, baby, baby 

 Baby, baby, baby, c'mon! 

  

 Verse One: 

  

 Superlogical this, superlogical that 

 I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap 

 I elect myself President MC 

 My career so intelligent, unique physique 

 Then with mathematics, not democratic 

 static, topic, Asiatic 

 Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl... 

 Bring it on back 

  

 Superlogical this, superlogical that 

 I detect your dialect by the way you rappp! 

 I elect myself President MC 

 My career so intelligent, unique physique 

 Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci 

 No static, topic, I'm Asiatic 

 See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal... 

  

 Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard 

  

 Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty 

 Get your weight up, don't take me lightly 

 Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness 

 It's the Meth-Tical with the Bastard 

  

 MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas 

 My gammmmme, to kick your ass 

 Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh! 

 Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh! 

  

 Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin 

 on the industry that was frontin now they missin 

 What everybody else is gettin 

 Cuz they wasn't representin the real... 

  

 ...appeal, like me and, old time 

 When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? 

 Be the original G 

 Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be 

  

 Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man 

  

 You are now in my trance 

   You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy 

 You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy 

   and sleeeeppieeerrrrr 

 And sleepy, and sleepy 

  

 Verse Three: Method Man 

  

 This one here's for my people, my people 

 Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel 

 Part two, for me and the cipher troop 

 With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through 

 With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what? 

 You ain't hittin with that wack shit you kickin 

 Straight from the beginning, of the game 

 All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain 

 Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA 

 Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger 

  

 Outro: Ol Dirty Bastard 

  

 The hardware, choose the hardware 

 Ask you a question, test the Ason 

 Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one 

 which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the... 

 ohhhh.... 

 Here I go, aauhhh 

 Yeahhh...  

 (shit that makes me high) *2 

  

 *2 - leads into Harlem World on the album version