Beware Our Nubile Miscreants Lyrics

Beware Our Nubile Miscreants lyrics

You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing

But I read his journal, it was very revealing

He fucked your sister in an elevator junior year, oh yeah, oh yeah

And let your brother suck him but then beat him

So he could prove he wasn't queer, oh no

So what do you think he has in store for you, my dear?



You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing

But I've seen him working, I am getting the feeling

He has some serious predatory domination issues

Oh yeah, oh yeah, he goes to climax alone

His heart beats a busy tone, oh no, no



He's the sort of guy who would leave you in a k-hole

To go play Halo in the other room

Remember while you were bereaving Michael's death

He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth

Oh, don't you remember? Don't you remember?



You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing

But his psychic's prediction has him hanging

From a ceiling fan in eight months

Ours dreams are still not possible, ours dream are still so possible

All our tough little dreams in the list of possible

And this goes directly to you



I don't know what it is that you want from me

But you, you cannot have me

If you could read my mind, know what I really feel

I wonder would we still be friends