Heaven Is A Halfpipe Lyrics

Heaven Is A Halfpipe lyrics

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I canÆt do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now Heaven would be a DJ
SpinninÆ dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickinÆ back
With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you donÆt believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you

Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I canÆt do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And thereÆs a sign that says,
'Do not skate'
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls

Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I canÆt do sh*t
Without the man f***inÆ with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
IÆd been callinÆ fate
IÆm sorry friend you canÆt come in
You got a list here that doesnÆt end
YouÆre mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachinÆ any classes in how to cope
IÆll find a place to rest my head
IÆd rather be alone now that IÆm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in æ87
 
WeÆll be bustinÆ Christ airs
Until we get to Heaven
Think I really care
That I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
IÆm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out
'Cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out
'Cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven, heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe

Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven
I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I canÆt do jack
Without the man upon my back

(Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I canÆt do sh*t
Without the man f***inÆ with it

If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I canÆt do sh*t
('Cause right now on Earth
I canÆt do sh*t)
Without the man f***inÆ with it

Method air judo air
I donÆt care no
I donÆt care
I donÆt care
I donÆt care

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven
I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I canÆt do sh*t
Without the man f***inÆ with it

If I die before I wake