I Got The Blues Lyrics

I Got The Blues lyrics

I got the blues (peelin out cheerioes) 

I got the blues (hambone walkin' in the cold) 

I got the blues (like a beef jerky) 

I got the blues (an I don't know what to do) 

I got the down home-staple gun-moon shot-bulldozer- 

Like a leather feather in a blow torch blues. 

(Fallin to my feet) I got the blues 

(Like a  jack rabbit) I got the blues, 

An its makin me blue that I got the blues, (an I don know what to do). 

I got the gorilla eatin-serious heart-rippin-crawlin threw the dirt-

foot tappin-redenbocker-punchin bag blues. 

(Stinkin like a toe) I got the blues, 

(Angels in the woods) I got the blues, 

(Like assholes in the rain) I got the blues, an I don't know what to do. 

I got the child molestin'-gigabot-hot shot in a coffee pot-

rewound-tied up-loose leaf-cordboard- toilet paper-

sound mixin-wireless-alien pipe cleaner-mushroom blues.

cuttin'-tearin' out ya hair blues.

Bubble gum-plastic teddy bear blues.

Styrofoam bar a soap soda pop blues. 

{Lookin like a peach hangin on a glass ball},

{Hulk Hogan runnin naked through my hall}, 

{Alcoholic fish bait takin a fall},

{Shoppin for a gun at ya mini-mall}, 

{Throwin rap CDs at ya kitchen wall},

{If ya don't walk then you got to crawl},

{Hangin up ya phone when you got call},

Harmonica solo and it's all.



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