Drive-in Lyrics

Drive-in lyrics

Couldn't find a girl

Couldn't start a fight

Wound up at the drive-in 

On a Saturday night

Not enough money for the boys to get drunk

Had to flip a coin

To see who'd hide in the trunk

Spend all week listening to the teacher

Wind up at a sex romp double feature

Don't seem fair, don't seem right

Stuck at the drive-in on a Saturday night

Well me and the boys gonna try our hand

Picking up girls at the concession stand

Hey there pretty baby, by the popcorn stand 

You're prettier than the actress on the 50 foot screen

Me and the boys traveled far

Some "OFF" and blankets back at the car

Your mommy ain't here

So it's all right

Stuck at the drive-in on a Saturday night!

Well me and the boys done all right so far

Some cuties and french fries back at the car

The lights went off and the movie came on 

It was "The Naked Nurses that Ate Saigon"

Sherri called it dirty

Mary called it porn

But when it broke in the middle,

They honked the horn

During intermission, we turned it down low, 

And danced on the hood to the radio

Second feature started 

We were long gone

Took 'em home, said,  "good-night

Meet you at the drive-in next Saturday night"