Im A Mineralist Lyrics

Im A Mineralist lyrics

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(Bley) 





Here's a shocking
revelation for you voyeurs 

Such a heinous deviation, these are no clues


I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist 



Just the thought of
ironing gives me spasms of lust 

I creep up to old wrecked cars and lick
off the rust 

I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist 



Mother
used to try to metal in my affairs 

Keep your nose up off that
grindstone, people 

Will stare 

Get the lead out of your pants and
change your 

Underwear 



I've been stealing baby bottles
since I was born 

I'll go blind from balling bearings, doctors have 

Warned 

I like making out with steel-rimmed glasses 

More than
horned 



Erik Satie gets my rocks off, Cage is a dream 

Phillip Glass is a Mineralist to the extreme 



I like tickling
ivories and fingering stones 

When my mercury goes up I play with my bone




Peole take for granite my perversion is wrong 

I'm not
harming anyone by beating my gong 

I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist 



I'll make love to minerals as long as I can 

And in fifty years
I'll be a jaded old man 

I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist 

I'm a
Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist