Stagger Lee Lyrics

Stagger Lee lyrics

It was back in '32 when times were hard



 He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards



 Stagger Lee 



 



 He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat



 Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that



 Stagger Lee 



 



 His woman threw him out in the ice and snow



 And told him, "Never ever come back no more"



 Stagger Lee 



 



 So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud



 Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood



 Stagger Lee 



 



 He said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am"



 The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn"



 To Stagger Lee 



 



 He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see



 I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"



 Mr. Stagger Lee 



 



 Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way



 And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day"



 Mr Stagger Lee 



 



 Well those were the last words that the barkeep said



 'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head 



 



 Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown



 Was known to make more money than any bitch in town 



 



 She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt



 Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt



 With Stagger Lee 



 



 She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"



 Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head" 



 



 She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.



 Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"



 Mr. Stagger Lee 



 



 "But there's something I have to say before you begin



 You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,



 Mr. Stagger Lee" 



 



 "I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass



 And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"



 Said Stagger Lee 



 



 "I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know



 And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"



 Said Stagger Lee 



 



 Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be



 That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"



 Stagger Lee 



 



 "Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees



 And suck my dick, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"



 Said Stagger Lee 



 



 Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head



 And Stag filled him full of lead



 Oh yeah.