Breakfast In Hell Lyrics

Breakfast In Hell lyrics

Hold the Milk, Put back the sugar

They are powerless to console 

We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes

from our late friends cereal bowl.  



Breakfast clubbers say the motto

that he taught us to repeat

"You will lose it in your gym class if you wait till noon to eat"



Back when the chess club said our eggs were soft

Every Monday he'd say grace and hold our juice aloft

Oh none of us knew his check out time would come so soon

but before his brain stpped waving he composed this tune



Chorus: 

When the toast is burned

And all the milk has turned

And Captain Crunch is waving farewell

When the big one finds you

May this song remind you

That they don't serve breakfast in hell



Breakfast clubbers drop the hankies

Though to some our friend was odd

That day he bought those pine pajamas

His check was good with god



Those here without the Lord

How do you cope

For this morning we don't mourn

Like those who have no hope



Oh rise up Friut Loop lovers

Sing out sweet and low

With spoons held high

We bid our brother "Cheerio"!!!



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(Repeat until fade)