Johnny Lyrics

Johnny lyrics

We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (Alright, I love it) 

But first
off, before we get 2 the band 

We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny young
man, uh 

(Look at that dog, man, give me one of them) 

Jimmy Joe go'n
bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos 

Jimmy, come on out here and
give us some jokes 

(Naw, get him off the stage) 



OK, well hold
on, oh, uh, uh (Come on, man) 

What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man?
(Who cares?) 

(Get your white ass off the stage!) 

(I paid 3 dollars
man, I wanna see the band) 

Oh, oh, OK, I'll, I... (Sit down)




(N.P.G.! N.P.G.! N.P.G.! ...) {crowd chants 

OK, well, ladies and
gentlemen 

U didn't like my jokes 

I'm gonna introduce a wonderful band
2 U (Bring on the band) 

They're the hottest thing I know [nowadays]


The N.P.G.! {crowd cheers 



That's right, we're the only band 2
bring it 2 U live 

After rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh


N.P.G., we're gonna wreck in ‘93 (Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Yeah!)


(I said Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Hell yeah!) 



Ooh, this is nice


Yeah, I told U we would get good seats 

U didn't get good seats at the
restaurant 

Well, well, U don't never trust nobody 

Shut up bald head
motherfucker 

Sit, sit down here, I'ma go up here and do a song with them,
sit down 

Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see Tony anyway 



Fellas,
fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can sing 

Yeah, now U ...
(That's what I'm talkin' about) 

U guys got some tootsie pops in here?


(Yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, Johnny in the house) 

U got 2 have some
tootsie pop, mmm, alright 



Glam Slam granny with the hot pants on
(Where she at?) (Hey, over here) 

Give me good lovin' till after dawn


Johnny got a hat cuz he don't trust pills (Goldnigga) 

(Cuz we damn
skippy right) 

And if U don't love me then your sister will (Gold)




Now let me hear U sing damn it! 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times 

Come on 

We gonna freak 2 the...


(1 2, tell me what 2 do) 

(3 4, I'm about 2 score) 

Everybody (5
6, suck up on this) 

Johnny, drop it! 



Tell me, tell me, tell me
what am I suppose 2 do 

I never had another granny look like U 

Every
time I see U, girl, my Johnny get hard 

Harder than the handle on the rake
in my yard 

Harder than the brownstone brick on my house 

If I ever,
ever, ever get U into my mouth (Yeah) 

I'll drink U like a 40 in an
alcoholic's hand 

Baby, can't U understand? 



I'm only fantasizing
cuz your love is tantalizing 

And it's got me burning rubber in my pants


But I don't wanna do U till I spend the time 2 school U 

On the fine
art of romance 

U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me


In the back of my BMW "Z" 

The bang bang boogie, U will give it 2 me


Cuz Johnny will make U dance (Can we bring it up?) 



Oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times 

Give it up


Everybody 

We're gettin' sleazy 



Shake it (Hot damn!)


Yeah, hit it fellas 

Goldniggaz, this is funky 

Y'all have 2
excuse me 4 a second 

What, U out? 

Yeah 

U out? I'm out




Mind if I join ya? 

Aren't U supposed 2 be up there singin'?


Yeah 

Where's Prince? 

What do U mean "Where's Prince?" 

I
thought he was gonna sing 2night 

Ah, ain't that a bitch? 

Come on,
wait, come here 

Tony, where is he? 



Levi (In the house) 

Who
next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? 

(Bobby
Brown) 

Bring it on (Bring it on) 

(Morris, where U at?) 

Time 2
school (Stop AIDS) 

Yo Tommy, yo Tommy, what U here 4, man? 



Sweet
keys 

(Play that motor scooter) 

Say what? (Don't be a fool) 

I
don't know, I think we need a little self check 

(Saxophone, saxophone)


Ah, what your background? (Damn!) 

That ain't workin', man 

What U
think we need? 

Kathy J. (Ah yeah) 

See, that gonna straighten me right
out 

That just straight... that just straightens me right out (Ooh)




N.P.G. (in the motherfuckin' house) {x3 

N.P.G. (That's how we
rollin') 



{crowd noise 

(Get a clap goin') {repeat 



Get a
grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?) 

Get a grip, Tone, get a grip
(Can I grip it?) 

Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?)


Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Just 4 the ladies) (Holy Jesus) 

Hey
baby, what U doin'? 



I would like 2 introduce 2 U 

What's your
name, baby? 

Chicanes 

Chicanes? 



Yo, grippin' the mic is like
grippin' necks 

But I only grip necks when a brother's on the B-side of some
safe sex 

That means the A-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the...
(Oh) 

Ooh, yeah ha 

But enough about my propers 

Brothers write 2
much about how they been endowed, boy 

And God, I've been blessed with just
enough 2 get the job done 

Check it just like Ford (What?) - "Quality is job
one" 

2 get a grip, U need a handle, not a breaker 1 2 

2 much said on
the airwaves cause 2 much scandal 

See, things got funny when I made my
money 

Why brothers got jelly when pockets get fat? 

Their pockets
equal fly honeys 

An equation that just don't figure 

Cuz Tone is quick
2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger 

(So what U sayin'?) 

U
see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip (Honey dip) 

Check it, get a grip




Oh Tony, that was great 

No no, serious shit, man, that was great


I'm telling U, believe me when I say 

That this is just... this is rap
at its finest 

Yes, I'm tellin' U, U know 

(Who is this dude, man? Go
on, get outta the way) 

Alright, I just wanna... 

(Get outta here!)




Johnny needs a Jim (Jimmy needs a job) {x3 

Johnny needs a Jim
(Yo, let me borrow a couple of those) 

Take a few packs Tone 

I ain't
goin out like that, U know what I'm sayin'? 

Who got the ‘lactics? (Gots
2 be protected) 

Who got the ‘lactics? (Ain't go'n rain on me!)




Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times


Pick it up 

Everybody 



Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce
and a quarter 

Feelin' funky funky fine 

Feelin' funky funky fine in my
deuce and a quarter 

Feelin' funky funky fine 



In my deuce and a
quarter feelin funky funky fine 

And we're rockin' that stupid shit


Well, well (Well, well, well) 



U know Lord, it's really hard
being the best band in the world 

And uh, we'd really like 2 thank U right
now 4 all U done 

And the New Power Generation would like 2 say "Amen"




In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine 

And we're
rockin' that stupid shit 

W - W - WNPG (Rollin' at ‘cha) 

Comin' 2 U
directly (Ha ha ha) (Come one) (Goldnigga) 

From Paisley (Put your shit up
while U sleep) 



(Gold) Goldnigga 



We out 

We try that one
more time? (Yeah) 



Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the
N.P.G. {repeat 4 times 

Bring on number 1, bring on number 2 



Now
we out