Rappin` Nerf Rap Lyrics

Rappin` Nerf Rap lyrics

YEAH!
Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say
That I came all the way from
Goleta Way
And I'm recording in this old studio
Just standing around,
kicking up the show
With Steve. He's playing the beat.
And Charlie's
playing on the bass you see
Yes Stevie Steve, on the drums
Oooh,
Charlie... pickin' with his thumb
On the bass. Can you feel it.
Here it
comesm Makes you want to kneel
On the ground.
And shke it all
around.
And make a barking sound.
I'll tell you a story about a guy
He
comes from Montecido. He's got a big eye.
And he's got a tattoo on his
ass.
He's a big old punk rocker from the past.
Yeah he acts like a
homeless man
But he lives in a palace in Montecido Land.
He's got a can
of...
Budweiser!
Yeah all these punks. They think they're tough.
Yeah
they walk around with tattoos all over their mugs
They say "I'm a big punk
and I come from the city...
...I come from the city. Where life is
shitty...
And I'm mad.
Cause my dad
He took away my
rad
Corvette!
So I'm sitting at home on the sofa
I don't get a check.
Yeah I'm a lazy boy
Hey fuck you! I'm a punker!
That means I can come
around and play a stumper...
on you! Yeah!
I got my backup band. They're
Bon Jovi.
That's all right. Cause I'm rockin', dont ya know me?
I'm a
tough guy. I got a piercing in my ear.
I've got a tattoo from here to
here.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I got 500 dollars
invested on the roses around
my collar
stuck on there by a guy with a needle
needle... needle...
needle...
yeah I'm BAD.
I'm Rad.
And my tennis shoes... they're pumped
up. They're iron clad.
I'm so mean.
My girlfriend's a porno
queen!
Yeah! YOU SUCK. Yeah I hate you! Your lousy music is phony.
And
you come from a big old house on a hill
And you play in a club and you act
like you will
be true. But you're not. What does your name rhyme with...
uh... I dunno."