Nerf Herder Mr Spock Lyrics

Mr Spock Lyrics

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon

 And you want a guy with Savoir Faire

 Somebody who can take control of it

 Someone with cool black shiny hair

(YEAH!)

 

 You don't want a boyfriend

 What you want is Mr. Spock

 To come to your wasteland

 And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot

 Something more than human

 Someone with blood that's cold and green

 You want something better... than me

 

 Captain Kirk went to the planet *laser sound*

 And there he fought the man-lizard

 He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder

 But that's just not good enough for you, is it?!

 Noooooooo!



 You don't want a boyfriend

 What you want is Mr. Spock

 To come to your wasteland

 And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot

 Something more than human

 Someone with blood that's cold and green

 You want something better than meeee..meeeee....

 

 You sit all night at your computer

 Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper

 Looking for an answer to it all....

 Say the words! Say the words! Say! Say! Say the words!

 

 You don't want a boyfriend

 What you want is Mr. Spock

 To come to your wasteland

 And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot

 Something more than human

 Someone with blood that's cold and green

 You want something better than meeeee... meeeeee... than me!