Brave Sir Robin Lyrics

Brave Sir Robin lyrics

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O
brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty
ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit
scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his
elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And
his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in
and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And
his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his
pen--





Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away,
away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and
fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the
brave, Sir Robin.




He is packing it in and packing it
up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off
home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.