Nasty Vigilante Shanty Lyrics

Nasty Vigilante Shanty lyrics

(evil laugh) Mwah-haa-haa

P.
I'm a vigilante and I live inside a
box
I am rather stealthy and I move just like a Fox
I travel round the
country and I rip apart the naughty
I once killed Mr Whippy in his ice cream
factory
My mother was quite evil
so I pulled out my big cannon
and I
shot her in the face until she died!

(N.spoken) Ooh, that's not very
nice

P. Yes, but...

P.N. I'm a vigilante and there's nothing else
I'd be
dispense my justice for a reasonable fee
I'm a vigilante and I kill
people for fun
I'm a busy worker but my work is never done
I'm a vigilante
and I love just what I do
If you're even slightly naughty then I'll kill you
too!

I'm a vigilante and I'll burn you at the steak
It doesn't matter
where you go I'll do whatever it takes
I'll hunt you down and I will kill you
any way I can
I'll even stoop as low as putting poison in your
flan!

(N.spoken) but that's a bit nasty for a dinner party
though

P. yes, but...

P.N. I'm a vigilante and there's nothing
else I'd be
I dispense my justice for a reasonable fee
I'm a vigilante
and I kill people for fun
I'm a busy worker but my work is never done
I'm
a vigilante and I love just what I do
If you're even slightly naughty then
I'll kill you too!

Heh-heh!
Oi! what are you looking at?

Make
sure you don't cross me when I'm in a nasty mood
My methods of disposing of
you could be rather crude
I am faned for putting someones rectum on a
spike
As you can imagine, it was not something they liked!

(N.
spoken) oh, that's starting to get very out of order now

P. yes, but
what you must remember is...

P.N. I'm a vigilante and there's nothing
else I'd be
I dispense my justice for a reasonable fee
I'm a vigilante
and I kill people for fun
I'm a busy worker but my work is never done
I'm
a vigilante and I love just what I do
If you're even slightly naughty then
I'll kill you too

(you are the weakest link, goodbye)

P. If you
get to know me then I can be rather nice
I am a fan of salad and I eat alot
of rice
If there's one thing that annoys me it's those stupid bloody
French
I would love to kill them all and murder Judy Dench

(spoken)

N-Right that's absolutely it, I can't take any more of this
P-Right come
here you...BANG!!
-(pathetic wailing by Neil)
P-well, it just goes to
show...

I'm a vigilante and theres nothing else I'd be (shut up
neil)
I dispense my justice for a reasonable fee (oh be quiet)
I'm a
vigilante and I kill people for fun
I'm a busy worker but my work is never
done
I'm a vigilante and I love just what I do 
If you're even slightly
naughty then I'll kill you to
I'm a vigilante and there's hairs on my
chest
I am very famous because I AM THE
BEST!!!

mwah-haa-haa-eat-my-mash