I Love Goff Richards Lyrics

I Love Goff Richards lyrics

-Hey you over there at the piano
-what, me?
-yes you, would you like to
write a song about local composer Goff Richars?
-why I'd love
to
-well...

I love Goff Richards and he loves me
If he was any
sweeter i could put him in my tea
He writes the song to make the children
sing
Oh Goff, you are a king

(hey kids, come over here and meet uncle
Goff)

We love Goff Richards and he loves us
I never knew him but I met
him on a bus
He's a valued member of the national trust
He knows his
bluetits from his bush

(birds, that is)

I love Goff Richards and
he loves me
I met him at a disco doing the Hokey-kokey
In with his left
leg and then he pulled it out
and then he shook it all about

(legs,
that is)

I met Goff richards at the YMCA
I never knew that big Geoff
was gay
he came over to me and asked me for a dance
so I kicked him in
the nads

(nads that is, oh yes)

this is the end of out song!