Le Pere Magloire Lyrics

Le Pere Magloire lyrics

Idiot, fou, epileptique                 Idiot, fool, epileptic

Grand-pere Magloire                     Grandpa Myglory

Ne suce pas de l'eau qui pique          doesn't suck the water that stings

Le Perrier lui file des aigreurs        Perrier gives him heartburn

Grand-pere Magloire a mal au coeur      Grandpa Myglory is sick at heart

C'est ainsi qu'il perd la raison        It's thus that he loses reason

Quand grand-pere arrete de boire        When grandpa stops drinking

Ce cochon se transforme                 This bastard turns into an

  en vieux con                            an old asshole



Non, non grand-pere                     No, no grandpa

Ne t'mets pas en colere                 Don't get angry

Bois un canon,                          Drink a cannon

Dans le fond t'as p'tet raison.         At the bottom you're maybe right.

L'eau t'rend fada,                      Water makes you barmy

Grincheux et pas sympa,                 grumpy and not nice

Mais tu radotes                         But you talk a load of drivel

Quand tu pisses dans tes bottes.        When you piss in your boots.



Idiot, fou, epileptique,                Idiot, fool, epileptic

Grand-pere Magloire                     Grandpa Myglory

Si il touche a la badouwa               If he touches the sparkling water

Le grand-pere Magloire a mal au foie    Grandpa is sick in the liver

C'est ainsi qu'il deraisonne            It's thus that he loses reason

Quand grand-pere stoppe de cuver        When grandpa's off the wine

Il ne r'connait plus personne           He no longer recognizes anyone

Et c'est bubonne qu'il bastonne         It's the wifey that he starts
hitting



Non, non grand-pere                     No, no grandpa

Ne t'mets pas en colere                 Don't get angry

Bois un canon,                          Drink a cannon,

Dans le fond t'as p'tet raison.         At the bottom you're maybe right.

L'eau t'rend fada,                      Water makes you barmy

Grincheux et pas sympa,                 grumpy and not nice

Mais tu radotes                         But you talk a load of drivel

Quand tu pisses dans tes bottes.        When you piss in your boots.



Idiot, fou, epileptique                 Idiot, fool, epileptic

Grand-pere Magloire                     Grandpa Myglory

A un medecin pas catholique             has a weird doctor

Qui lui ordonne du valium               who puts him on Valium

Grand-pere Magloire n'est plus          Grandpa Myglory is no longer

  un homme                                a man

Mais v'la l'Beaujolpif nouveau          But look, some cheap wine

Grand-pere craque et boit un verre      Grandpa cracks and drinks a glass

On l'fout en maison de repos            Off he goes to a convalescent home

Les psychiatres lui font la peau        The psychiatrists get his ass



Non, non grand-pere                     No, no grandpa

Ne t'mets pas en colere                 Don't get angry

Bois un canon,                          Drink a cannon,

Dans le fond t'as p'tet raison.         At the bottom you're maybe right.

L'eau t'rend fada,                      Water makes you barmy

Grincheux et pas sympa,                 grumpy and not nice

Mais tu radotes                         But you talk a load of drivel

Quand tu pisses dans tes bottes.        When you piss in your boots.



Idiot, fou, epileptique,                Idiot, fool, epileptic

Pov'grand-pere,                         Poor grandpa

La loi est meurtriere                   The law is a murderer

J'leve mon canon                        I raise my cannon

A toi et mort aux cons.                 to you and death to the bastards.

Vive la java                            Long live the java waltz

Et les blouses blanches basta           And the white coats basta

Et l'on radote,                         And one prattles on

En chialant un vieux pote,              while blubbering an old jar

Idiot, fou, epileptique.                Idiot, fool, epileptic