They`re Coming To Take Me Away Ha Haaa Lyrics

They`re Coming To Take Me Away Ha Haaa lyrics

Remember when you ran away 

 And I got on my knees 

 And begged you not to leave  

 Because I'd go beserk 

  

 Well you left me anyhow  

 And then the days got worse and worse  

 And now you see I've gone 

 Completely out of my mind 

  

 And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa 

 They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa 

 To the funny farm  

 Where life is beautiful all the time 

 And I'll be happy to see those nice young men 

 In their clean white coats 

 And they're coming to take me away ha haaa 

  

 You thought it was a joke  

 And so you laughed 

 You laughed when I said 

 That losing you would make me flip my lid 

  

 Right? You know you laughed 

 I heard you laugh. You laughed 

 You laughed and laughed and then you left 

 But now you know I'm utterly mad 

  

 And they're coming to take me away ha haaa 

 They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa 

 To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds 

 And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes 

 And they're coming to take me away ha haaa 

  

 I cooked your food  

 I cleaned your house 

 And this is how you pay me back 

 For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds 

 Ha! Well you just wait  

 They'll find you yet and when they do 

 They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.  

 You mangy mutt 

  

 And they're coming to take me away ha haaa 

 They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee 

 To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time  

 And I'll be happy to see those nice young men 

 In their clean white coats 

  

 And they're coming to take me away 

 To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds 

 And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes 

 And they're coming to take me away ha haaa