Muppets Captain Vegetable Lyrics

Captain Vegetable Lyrics

My name is Andy

 I love candy

 I eat candy whenever i can

 If it's handy, gimmie some candy

 it's so good and sweet

 the perfect treat

 It's such a thrill to eat my fill

 and gobble till there's nothing on my plate

 Candy is great! But wait!!

 Who are you some kinda bad dream?

 

 [Captain Vegetable:]

 Do I look like a bad dream?

 It is I,

 Captain Vegetable,

 With my carrot

 and my celery.

 Eating crunchy vegetables

 Is good for me.

 And they're good for you,

 So eat them, too.

 For teeth so strong,

 Your whole life long,

 Eat celery

 and carrots by the bunch.

 Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable,

 Crunch, crunch, crunch!

 

 

 My name is Eddie

 I love spaghetti

 so I eat it whenever i can

 If it's ready, gimme spaghetti

 It's the perfect thing, it looks like string

 It's such a thrill to eat my fill

 and gobble till there's nothing on my plate

 Spaghetti is great!!! But Wait!!!!

  Wa wa what are you? some kinda Weirdo?

 

 [Captain Vegetable:]

 Do I look like a weirdo?

 It is I your newest Superhero!

 

 It is I,

 Captain Vegetable,

 With my carrot

 and my celery.

 Eating crunchy vegetables

 Is good for me.

 And they're good for you,

 So eat them, too.

 For teeth so strong,

 Your whole life long,

 Eat celery

 and carrots by the bunch.

 Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable,

 Crunch, crunch, crunch!