Muppets The The J Song Lyrics

The J Song Lyrics

There are folks who make fun of the way my family's run

 It's a joyful, joltin', jumpin' jamboree

 So if you'd like a job, come join our jolly mob

 And we'll show you how much fun a "j" can be

 

 My nephew's into judo (Ugh!)

 My father likes to jog (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

 My cousin washes jelly jars

 My uncle jumps a log

 

 Great nephew flies a jet plane

 My granddad drives a jeep

 My auntie runs a jackal farm

 My grannie juggles sheep

 

 My niece plays in a jazz band

 My auntie judges boars

 My nephew likes to jitterbug

 My grandpa jimmies doors

 

 My uncle raises johnquills

 Great granddad plays the jacks

 My wife became a journeyman

 And me? ....I just stay out of their way.