Muppets The If I Were Lyrics

If I Were Lyrics

If I were a poet,

 I would write a sonnet.

 It would say "I love you."

 Your name would be upon it.

 If I were a farmer,

 I'd give you a bunny.

 If I had a beehive,

 You would get free honey.

 Fa la la (many times)

 

 If I were a baker,

 You could have a cruller

 If I were a painter,

 Choose your favorite color.

 If I had some diamonds,

 I'd give you a few,

 Anything to show you

 How much I love you.

 Fa la la...

 

 Did you guess my secret?

 I am not a poet.

 Couldn't write a sonnet,

 And I think you know it.

 I am not a farmer,

 Can't give you a bunny.

 I don't have a beehive,

 Sorry 'bout the honey.

 Fa la la...

 

 I am not a baker,

 Don't know bread from batter.

 And I am not a painter,

 And it doesn't matter.

 I don't need a present,

 All I have to do

 Is look at you to show you

 How much I love you.

 Fa la la...