Muppets The I Love Trash Lyrics

I Love Trash Lyrics

Oh, I love trash!

 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

 Yes, I love trash.

 

 I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn.

 It's all full of holes and the laces are torn...

 A gift from my mother the day I was born.

 I love it because it's trash.

 

 Oh, I love trash!

 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

 Yes, I love trash.

 

 I have here some newspaper thirteen months old.

 I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and old.

 But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold!

 I love it because it's trash

 

 Oh, I love trash!

 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

 Yes, I love trash.

 

 I've a clock that won't work,

 And an old telephone.

 A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone...

 And I am delighted to call them my own!

 I love them because they're trash

 

 Oh, I love trash!

 Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

 Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.

 Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!