Muppets The Cheese Lyrics

Cheese Lyrics

Clifford:   Here, straight from their two-week engagement under Carnegie
Hall,

             are The Irish Rodents.

 

 Rats:

   [slow]

   When I was a young lad

   In old County Cork,

   My father said, "son,

   don't eat with a fork."

   No need to say thank you

   No need to say please...

   A rat is a natural born lover of cheese!

 

   Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!

 

   [fast]

   Ohhhh! there's cheddar, swiss, muenster, limberger, jalisco,

   Cream, edam, ricotti, havarti, romano,

   American, feta, blue, colby [something]

   Gouda, [something] jack, mozzarella, and brie...

 

   Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!

 

   [another verse]

 

   Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!

 

   Ohhhh! there's cheddar, swiss, muenster, limberger, jalisco

   Cream, edam, ricotti, havarti, romano, and brie.

 

   [slow]

   Oh camembert, the knives,

   The knives are carving,

   Mozzarella-rella, mozzarella cheese!

 

   Sure there's one kind of cheese,

   Brings a rat to his knees,

   'Tis the kind dear old mom used to steal!

 

   [spoken]

   Grab your toast points boys, we're going skinny dipping! Yay!

 

   [rats dive into cheese pot]