Mungo Jerry Memoirs Of A Stockbroker Lyrics

Memoirs Of A Stockbroker Lyrics

I remember when I was very young,

Had lot of toys and I had lots of fun,
yes I did,

Playing mum's and dad's with the girls down the road,

I
used to pull their hair and I used to pick my nose, yes I did,

"Didn't we
all"

Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past,

What about all the sweets we used to eat, 

And the games we used to
play in the park. 



I remember when I was at school,

I didn't
do my homework and I broke all the rules, yes I did,

Watching all the
girls getting undressed in the gym,

Smoking in the toilets, beat up the
little kids, yes I did,

"Didn't we all"

Now I'm getting pretty old,
I know I could have done a lot more,

Like putting sugar in the
headmaster's tank of his brand new Jaguar. 



I remember when I was
at work,

I had to wear a suit and a had my hair cut, yes I did,

Yes
sir, no sir, three bags full,

The boss was a drag and work was a bore, yes
It was,

" 'en it all' "

Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think
back to the past,

What about all the fiddles that we did and the times I
got landed in the cart. 



I remember my very first date,

I
took her to a movie and I got her home late, yes I did,

Her father got
mad so I bought him a pint,

Worst thing I ever did, now I'm lumbered for
life, big mistake,

"We all make 'em "

Now I'm getting pretty old, I
like to de thinks back to the past,

What about all the beer we used to
drink and the chicks we used to have in the grass. 



Worked very
hard got promotion at work,

Got a mortgage, got a house, got a baby, got
a car,

"In that order?"

"You must be joking"

Got ulcers in my
stomach got false teeth and got piles,

Don't get on with the wife, could
do with som