Penis Song Lyrics

Penis Song lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a
dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the
tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for
your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your
piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can
wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out
in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.