Bruces` Philosophy Song Lyrics

Bruces` Philosophy Song lyrics

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger,
Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the
table.

David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and
Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed
as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the
raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John
Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly
ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whiskey
every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes
was fond of his dram,

And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink,
therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A
lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.