Police Beat Me Up Lyrics

Police Beat Me Up lyrics

Feliz Navidad,

Feliz Navidad,

Feliz Navidad,

I'm stinking
drunk so let's get high!



I'm drunk and I'm high,

I'm drunk
and I'm high,

I'm drunk and I'm high,

I am so stoned, I am
chinki!



I want and got f***ing stone for Christmas,

I'm
going to stroke my bone for Christmas,

I'm going to be all alone for
Christmas,

'coz she's got another guy!



I went to the store,
yes

I found me a hore! (Baby, come 'ere)

Here cooter had sores

I said no way, I said bye-bye



I bought me some crack,

The
guy, he was black! (Yo, what' up)

Pulled a gun from his back

Oh no,
I think he's negro cop!



I think I'm going to go to jail for
Christmas

I got no money for bail for Christmas

I will be giving up
my tail for Christmas

Hope my sphincter doesn't pop.



I'm
stucking my cell (Oh no)

With negros who smell

I started to
yell

"Hey, get me out of here you stupid f***ing pigs!"



Police beat me up

Stuck baton in my butt (Oh, man)

I felt like a
slut

But hey they let me go so what the f***



I need a
doctor, I'm insisting

After a black guy gave me quite a fisting

Thinking abouta get my eyes a misting

And it hurts when I fart!



Yes



Merry Christmas to all, and to all, that is all.