Mod Spandex Enormity Lyrics

Spandex Enormity Lyrics


Waiting here on line
Suddenly from behind
She's still a block
away
Why'd it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes
me
She hugs and squeezes me
She's the Spandex Enormity

She's so
sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or
treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f**k I'd rather
masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me
with misery

What a f**king beast
Her as* alone would be a
feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The
show must go on
It's the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It's
the Spandex Enormity

She's so sweet when she's yanking on my
meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for
a date
Before I'd f**k I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex
Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery

As we were
walking off stage
You're waiting to come back
She's got a back stage
pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby
little fingers grab my ass
Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to
Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You f**king fat bit*h
I've had
enough of you
Take your blubber buns and leave
She left here in
tears
Followed by her rear
I could not help she's fat

She's so
sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or
treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f**k I'd rather
masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me
with misery