Mod Captain Crunch Lyrics

Captain Crunch Lyrics


Soggies suck

I was sitting up at night
I was feeling so
uptight
I was just fucking around
There was something dragging me
down

Thinking of a bite to eat
Thought this would be really
neat
Cheerios are stale that's beat
But Captain Crunch is fun to
eat

Captain Crunch, Captan Crunch
He's inviting you to
munch
Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch
Munch a bunch a munch a
munch

Fuck my brain

Scoffing down this yellow wheat
Is making
me feel kind of beat
My head is spinning round and round
Now my teeth are
turning brown

My face is starting to come apart
From this overdose of
starch
I really wish mom wasn't here
I'll have another box of
beer

Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch
He's inviting you to
munch
Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch
Munch a bunch a munch a munch