Crazy Ex-girlfriend Lyrics

Crazy Ex-girlfriend lyrics

It took me five bars saw, 30 license plates

I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage

I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool

So I walked right in barehanded

She was on his arm while he was playing pool



Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer

She didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend



I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk

Came across kinda cheap to me but hey hows that my fault

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl step up to the plate

I wanna pitch little hussy



Well, those pretty girls their game

But their damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, hey



I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath

Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

Well, baby to a hammer everything looked like a nail, I was mad as hell



Well, those pretty girls they're all the same

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend