She Sits On Me Lyrics

She Sits On Me lyrics

Mighty Sparrow – She Sits On Me



Now listen to my story boys

I need your sympathy

That big fat tattooed girl in the circus

Fell in love with me

And to prove her love was sweet as sugarcane tadee

She had my picture tattooed on her body



She had the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder

And on her back she had the sunset of the west

And right beside her dimpled knees 

Is the great big apple trees

And the pyramids look lovely on her chest



When she decided that she liked to add my picture

She simply couldn’t find a vacant spot you see

So, she tattooed my poor face 

In the most peculiar place 

Now whenever that girl sits down, she sits down on me

Oho whenever that girl sits down, she sits down on me

Oho ayayee oh yup boy aah aah ono no ayee



She has a lovely blue gardenian by her elbow

And on her hips she has the lovely queen of Maid

And right beside her shapely spine

If you see that paramount

You will see the famous road too, men have laid



She has a rusty hinge that’s tattooed on her kneecap

It looks so real, it’s quick, see’s time she bends her knees 

But, she filled me with disgrace when she tattooed my poor face

Now whenever that girl sits down she sits on me

Poor me, whenever that girl sits down she sits down on me

Oh yep ayaya ye aye



Now do you wonder why I look so sad and worried

Do you wonder why I’m feeling mighty low

I would like to take a chance, and give her one kick in the pense

But if I do I only kick myself I know



The only time that anyone can see my picture

Is when that big fat tattooed girl takes a bath oh yeez

I get black and blue of course, anytime she rides a horse

For whenever that girl sits down she sits on me

Oh whenever that girl sits down she sits down on me

Oyo yo me head oyoyo my poor head

Ayayay she heavy like lead



Oh whenever that girl sits down she sits down on me

Whenever that big fat girl sits down is on me

Every minute of the day, she only sitting  on me

Oh whenever that girl sit down she sits on me

Ayaye