Jump Through The Hoops Lyrics

Jump Through The Hoops lyrics

wake up and shake myself out of bed again
shaking the day down in my head and
then
it's up and out, rise and shine, on the double
no time to slack,
attack, and tackle the trouble
shake myself out of bed again
no time to
stop and assess, can't let it grind to a halt
can't stop and look at the
mess and then find out it's my fault
I can't stop for a single minute
I
know hell, well, I'm living in it
no time to stop at all, I've got to jump
through the hoops
my job, well, it's a nine to five nightmare
I'm serving
whiskey, stale wit, and beer
come on in, how've you been? Have I met
ya?
what'll it be now, what can I get ya?
my job, well it's a
nightmare
and every day from nine to five I'm there
no time to stop and
assess, can't let it grind to a halt
can't stop and look at the mess and
then find out it's my fault
I can't stop for a single minute
I know hell,
well, I'm living in it
no time to stop at all, I've got to jump through the
hoops
roll over, sit up and beg
well I'd much rather lie down and play
dead
here comes another hoop
holidays have got to be the worst
I've
seen so many I've got it well rehearsed
joy to the world, hark the hey, let
me hear it
deck the halls, trim the tree, that's the spirit
holidays are
not for me, chop down the tree
they've got to be the worst
I'm old and
set in my ways, no stopping now, it's a shame
but in my much younger days
I'd stop and I'd take the blame
I'm alright if I don't know and can't
see
I'll live in hell, till the day, that they plant me
no time to stop
at all, I've got to jump through the hoops
roll over, sit up and beg
well
I'd much rather(3x)...lie down and play dead
all over so long my friend
so
long all over the end