Don`t Know How To Party Lyrics

Don`t Know How To Party lyrics

I've heard all the stories

The failures and glories

I haven't had either

Boast and toast

I'm the best

And I'm a mess

I know I'm not neither

Thought I was down as far

As any man could go

Thought my highs were giant size

I know now that's not so



I know you heard

Know you heard

Don't believe a word

Not a word, one word

It's been overblown

The truth should be known

Till now I couldn't see

Put my cards on the table

While I'm still able

I guess I really

Don't know how to party



It's blown out of whack

The truth is what's lacking

Till now I couldn't see

The long and the short

I'd like to report

I guess I really

Don't know how to party



Really don't by any shape or form

Whether strait up in the sunshine

Or passed out in a storm

Don't know how

But now I know I don't

Will it help me out

No, it probably won't



Ten, nine, ain't no hero

Number one at bad behavior

Five, four, three, two, what?

Not zero

Don't go counting on a savior

I was playing it safe

When I'd fall on my face

Entertainment was what I was after

Harmless fun, no damage done

I was out and about for the laughter

Thought I was somethig really 

Something no one was gonna touch

Ace in the place

Kingpin of sin

I didn't know too much



Don't believe everything you've heard

Don't believe a solitary word

It's been overblown

The truth should be known

Till now I couldn't see

Put my cards on the table

While I'm still able

I guess I really 

Don't know how to party



Really don't by any shape or form

Whether strait up in the sunshine

Or passed out in a storm

Don't know how

But now I know I don't 

Will it help me out?

No, it probably won't



I don't have a notion

And I don't have a clue

An iota or an inkling

Where to start or what to do

The foggiest the faintest

The slightest I ain't got

Will it help me out

No, probably not