Chew Your Burger Lyrics

Chew Your Burger lyrics

I was headin outta Bethel on a snow machine track,

Thought I'd try to make
it all the way to Tuluksak.

Started getting hungry up in Akiachak;

Ate up all the dryfish that I had in my pack.

Said I need a burger, I
dont need a Big Mac,

So take me right back to the Snack Shack.



Chew chew, chew chew your burger.

Chew chew, chew chew your burger.

Chew chew, chew chew your burger.

Take me right back to the Snack
Shack.



I was slavin' through the mornin on a paperwork stack,

My fingers on the keyboard going clickety-clack.

My computer blew up
and now my monitor's black.

I picked up a 2 by 4 and gave it a whack.

Said it's time for lunch now cause my appetite's slack,

Said, Take me
right back to the Snack Shack.



chorus



You say a
burger's just a burger, well now listen here, Mack,

Try a bacon mushroom
topped with monterey jack.

Side a fries a glistenin' with cholesterol
fat--

Take a bite a that I bet your lips'll go smack.

Pick up the
telephone and dial up a hack

And say, Take me right back to the Snack
Shack.



chorus.



You can walk right in the front and
take a seat in the back,

Listen in the kitchen they go yackety-yak.

Pots and pans and skillets going clackety clack.

But if you cant get
up and you're in bed on your back,

Call em they'll deliver in a brown
paper sack.

You don't have to go back to the Snack Shack



To
Chew chew. chew chew your burger.

Chew chew, chew chew your burger.

Chew chew, chew chew your burger.

Take me right back to the Snack
Shack.