Humping Lyrics

Humping lyrics

[ VERSE 1 ]



Do you wanna get loose and talk freaky and graphic



Top down, bass hittin when you're sittin in traffic?



Yeah, that beat got a brother fired up



Suckers lookin at the rubber when the Vogue tire cut



Dudes jock worse than they broads do



If the punk had a gun he'd be servin the crew



But I ain't the one to take advantage of another man



I'll give her the game, toss his hoe, then I'll shake his hand



Because a brother like me is a potential threat



Book knowledge and street knowledge makes them sweat



When you put em both together it's a combination



Of an educated thug that can run a nation



All my friends in schools ain't bookworms



The librarian's a freak, so we took turns



Ain't no shame in a player like myself



I get ya on the table, if I can't upon the shelf



Sex in bed is an old tradition



I like it at the beach, on the couch and in the kitchen



Man, I'm not comin up short when it's about to jump



I'ma do it till it hurts, but now I'm goin hump







(What time is it?)	--> Beastie Boys



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)



(What time is it?)



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)







[ VERSE 2 ]



I've been checkin out your gameplan



You're straight lackin in mackin



Drivin hoes around town like a chauffeur, gopher



Yeah, your nickname is Gopher cause you 'go-for' all the bullshit



You go for gettin used and go for gettin pimped



Punk marks like you campaign on the coochie



Told him that his girlfriend gave head, he said: "Do she?"



Five minute man, four minutes for foreplay



That means you're only up in it for a minute



A brother like me is a Duracell



I guarantee she get a nut and make sure it's swell



Oh, you make love to her so cute and nice



That's why you tossed her once and I can toss her twice



Or three or four or five times



But she still rocked my ( ? ) on my sidelines



Romancer, cute Casanova



She's always layin on her back with you, so I bend her over



I got cockshots and videotapes of her



But I won't show nobody cause I know you love her



Take her out to dinner, to the movies and take her home



So when I get there all I gotta do is bone



You're a push-beater and a pussy eater



I'm not tryin to say it's bad but I just geed her



Had you thinkin she was wet cause she busted a nut



But that was MY nut, now you're lickin her guts



Baby, tell me your sexual fantasy



I wanna make love in the bed or with the canape



Dreams come true when you're messin with the sandman



You know the bone'll make a nut if the hand can't



We get freaky, but with you she acts like a queen



Got you bustin nuts in your jeans



Sittin with a hard dick sayin nothin



But only if you knew, partner, your girlfriend been humpin







(What time is it?)	--> Beastie Boys



It's time to hump



(Hump) (Humpin) (Humpin)



(What time is it?)	



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)



(Where is all the humpin people at?)



(Where is all the humpin people at?



Where ya at?



Say it loud)







[ VERSE 3 ]



I was drivin down the street, man, slammin the beat



Then I smelled something strong: two freaks in heat



So I bent a hard left and made a u-turn



Hm, one had braids and the other one a cool perm



Faces proper, the chest and the booties swollen



Got at em, now we're three deep in the front seat rollin



Two broads and one dude will attract heat



I put the top up and headed for the backstreets



I got at both of em and had em interested



They said it's been a while since they been intimate



I didn't favor either one, I let them choose



Got em both juiced up so I can't lose



One was all on my zipper, I was gettin horny



They said that if I wanted they would cook dinner for me



So I mobbed to the condo very quickly



Packed a gat in case these hoes trick me



So I started touchin on em and playin with em



They started grabbin and laughin and givin rhythm



The freakin was on until dinner time



I was eatin and thinkin of a strategy of gettin mines



I said damn, they were already finished eatin



Went to the room so I followed them and started freakin



One undressed me on the bed to my buck skin



One got undressed while the other had sucked me in



I can't let her turn me out and toss a brother up



I switch it up and keep her workin for another nut



Put on the body armor, by now I'm ready for the war



I got one at the front and at the back door



You know the first nut shoots in no time



I ain't sweatin cause the second one is showtime



It started seeming like a bad dream



Cause these two thick freaks had me beat on the tag team



But I was tossin em, flippin em, grindin em, pumpin em



They'll remember Mhisani, man, cause I was humpin em







(What time is it?)	--> Beastie Boys



It's time to hump



(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin)



(What time is it?)	



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)



(What time is it?)



It's time to hump



(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin)



(What time is it?)	



It's time to hump