Zealander Song Lyrics

Zealander Song lyrics

1 Verse:	Oh, you think my notorious accent         Tells you I’ve a show-off
attitude         On the Danish map, you compare that	Jutland pictures         
a mighty Danish giraffe	And Zealand’s only          its “foreign� feacals
Chorus:                       		‘Cause I’m just a F....... Zealander	 Living
weird           on a haunted boarding school	 Where I can get no:          
Girlfriend, boyfriend,           hetero, metro!!!	 When you just stay cold and
cruel	 Or am I just a           selfish, weakling tool?2 Verse:          
Here’s the sweaty farmer attractive	 His muscles make these           girls
go busty, yeah           I get attacked when I sleep	 And I don’t care if 	
Your tractor is a John Deere 	 Or just a Steyr 	 Am I an outsider?
	ChorusBridge (solo):                      		Once this zoo starts to act       
 like it was          living peacefully in our country         Verbal fighting
–          senseless perceptions         Will this “war� come to an end
again?          Together “our reign� can rule the          7 seas and
Scandinavia          The party never stops –         When we’ll kick
Bornholm          right back to Sweden          once again…      Let’s do
it – you might hate me now,              but you can’t change me…	Chorus
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