Swiss Colony Beef Log Lyrics

Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics

Stocking are hung on the chimney

and the presents are under the tree 

and mommas in the kitchen making some herbal tea

windows are covered
with frost 

and the candles are all alight

but as I wonder through
this quiet house 

something just doesnt seem right

you see every
year the neighbors bring us 

a Swiss colony beef log

but the
neighbors arent around (round,round)

theres no beef log to be found

this year

....no beef log

Christmas isnt Christmas 

with
out a Swiss colony beef log

without those cheeses and meats

I dont
think I can get along

Mother tries to comforts me she says

here son
have some eggnog

I fucking hate eggnog seriously

What. Do .I see.

Underneath the tree

Grandma got a Swiss colony beef log just. for
mmee

Aahhh ah ah grandma

Swiss colony beef log baby 

thats
what Christmas is all about

A rolley polley colony beef log lady

Make a little boy scream and shout 

Deck the halls with balls of Swiss
colony

Fa la la la la la la la la

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