Mel Cooleys Little Skipper Lyrics

Little Skipper Lyrics

Little Skipper's got a brand new boyfriend

Found him out in aisle number
two

Stuck between the scrabble and the twister

All dressed up with
nothing else to do

And Barbie's tryin' to keep from feeling jealous

Little sister's got an older man

Comes to town with action-packed
accessories

To teach her to be flexible and stand



Little
Skipper's got a brand new boyfriend

Showed up on the shelf like some
mirage

Ready for a sun 'n fun adventure

With tons of khaki green
and camouflage

And Barbie never had her choice of fellas

Now
Skipper's moving up from boys to men

Found a muscle-mannikin to relish

Someone who could rip the arms off Ken



GI Joe's got shore
leave

And Joe's got cash to spare

Joe brings pearls from foreign
worlds

For girls with plastic hair

GI Joe's got shore leave

And Joe's got friends in town

Joe's got glands and moving hands

And plans to settle down



Little Skipper's got a brand new
boyfriend

She keeps an extra six-pack in the fridge

Stole the keys
to Barbie's Country Camper

To hit the beach with Alan, Joe and Midge

And Barbie's always dreamed of being rebellious

But doesn't have the
heart to break the mold

Little sister's sending off the soldiers

She has no reputation to uphold



GI Joe's got shore leave

And Joe spares no expense

Joe wants girls with painted curls

And
worlds of fashion sense

GI Joe's got shore leave

He's got an itch to
scratch

GI Joe's got girls who pose

In clothes that always match



And Skipper wants to dress herself in leather

But Skipper needs
assistance to unzip

Joe is armed and ready, willing, able

With his
trusty hand-grenade and kung-