A Slapdash Affair Lyrics

A Slapdash Affair lyrics

I'm one disaster after another

You shouldn't let me meet your Mother

Like poison I'm tasteless 

I'll corrupt you inside

Press my
flesh and you'll wish you had died



Chorus:

Why is my life
such a Slapdash Affair?

Badly put together without due care

Examine
it closely and it all falls apart

I'm a car-crash victim But I'm proud of
my scars



My Hairstyle's a mess

I don't know how to dress

I don't know what I like, so I just usually guess

Who knows where I'm
going?

Or where I have been?

Am I straight? Bi-Curious?

Or
Queer, like the Queen?



I killed all my friends off but I never
meant to, really

I just get excited and act a bit silly

When I
really, truly like someone I hold my breath

And before I know it,
'oops'

And I've hugged them to death...



I did something good
but it turned out bad

I tried to make you happy but I just made you sad

I say something right but it comes out all wrong

I'm trying to keep
going but I'm not all that strong

I made something pretty but it all fell
apart

When I get near the end I find myself at the start

I try my
hardest to smile but something's in the way

There's something very wrong
with myself today...