Mc Radiation Super Nice Guys Lyrics

Super Nice Guys Lyrics

All you hear about today
Punks on TV and they say
We’re just thugs
nothing more
See our mugs at the corner store

We ain’t nice and
we don’t care
We think baywatch is a lovely affair
Got no morals got
nice hair
We have no burdens to bear

MC and Mike just ain’t that
way
We’re super nice guys we’re here to say
Walkin’ old
ladies across the street
We’re herbivores we don’t eat
meat

We play nice and we play fair
About our fishies we do care
We
don’t cause trouble nosiree
When asked to we pay the fee

Nice to
teachers nicer to cops
Never talk back to our dear pops
Straight a
students that’s for sure
Care about Peta don’t wear
fur

We’re never fresh we’re always sweet
You’ll
find our rooms always neat
We love our kitties that is so
When asked
about drugs we say no

Make our beds every day
Our prayers we always
say
Don’t cause trouble don’t make a stir
Watch movies
starring raymond burr

Only watch PBS
Nature shows are the
best
Don’t rot our minds with cable tv
Don’t pretend to be a
ganster g

We’re never ever condescending
Our insolence is soon
ending
We strive to be the teachers’ pet
Always keep our whistles
wet

Never once been on parol
Though you may find us rather
droll
We don’t ever play the fool
Some of you may think
that’s cool

We stay away from politics
Eat our tootsie pops in
three licks
Always always toe the line
Be super nice and you’ll be
fine

Can’t stop being well read
Can’t stop being well
fed
Take our money out of stocks
Put it all in boxes with locks

We
try not to player hate
Fed just hiked the interest rate
Listen to soft
rock all the time
Don’t listen to music with rhyme

We act well
mannered well behaved
Make sure our roads are well paved
Class acts
that’s what we are
With the girls it doesn’t get us
far

Always mindful of our elders
Even when they’re slack jawed
welders
We never bet or join in cards
Read plays by the great
bards

We don’t get in fisticuffs
Don’t forget our
earmuffs
At all times we play it cool
That has always been our
rule

Believe in country the USA
We’re the best we always
say
Curfews we’ll never break
Always leave last piece of
cake

Pride ourselves in being gentlemen
Which came first the chicken
or the hen?
Do our homework first thing home
And cyberspace we never
roam

Don’t use slang don’t ever cuss
Teacher’s
never have to fuss
Do our chores like we’ve been told
Our ads for
the post are always sold

We leave you with a simple line
Be super
nice and you’ll be fine
Remember that now and again
I think for
sure it was the hen